A private, mid-century retreat, thoughtfully updated for modern comfort.
Stache Pad is a stunning mid-century 3-bedroom home with 2 full bathrooms located on 628 Fire Island Boulevard, tucked behind the reeds in the Pines’ trendy West End. The floor plan is open and bathed in light, and the grounds feature a hot tub and outdoor shower. There is one bedroom with a king bed and two bedrooms with 2 twin XL beds each. Every bed at the Stache Pad has top-of-the-line Casper Wave Snow mattresses and every room is climate-controlled to help you get the best sleep possible in Fire Island!
Stache Pad is perfect for remote workers, offering a blazing-fast 1Gbps FiOS mesh Wi-Fi network, comfortable desks with monitors in every bedroom, numerous nooks for meetings, and a super-automatic espresso machine, so you can stay productive in paradise.
Why stay at Stache Pad?
(besides the fact that it’s a gorgeous, sun-drenched, mid-century paradise with a premium hot tub tucked in the reeds!)
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Stache Pad features top-of-the-line Casper Snow Wave Mattresses in every room (not just a silly topper), so you’ll be able to be at your absolute freshest to enjoy all Fire Island has to offer.
We also have blackout shades, excellent air conditioning, premium pillows/linens, earplugs, a white noise machine, and sanitized Manta Sleep Masks available in every bedroom, so you’ll be able to maximize your rest in between adventures. -
No shitty desk vibes here!
Joey (Stache Pad’s owner) spent over 7 years as a remote worker and has outfitted each room with everything you need to be successful.
Each bedroom has a desk, comfy chair, webcam, monitor, keyboard, and mouse and plenty of outlets, so you can extend your Pines time into the workweek.Plus, there’s an (extremely easy to use) high-quality espresso machine, so you don’t have to drag your ass to the Harbor to get your morning cup.
And if the home’s mesh internet FiOS wifi internet got any faster. the cops would give us a speeding ticket! -
We’ve got an enormous kitchen (seriously) with all the appliances you need to make mouthwatering home-cooked meals in the Pines!
-Miele Dishwasher
-Vitamix (come on protein shakes!)
-Hexclad Pans
-Ninji Creamii
-Induction Range
-Convection Oven
-Air Fryer
-KitchenAid Mixer
-Microwave Oven
(And don’t you dare buy olive oil, salt, etc! We’ve got lots of the cooking basics covered.) -
…and I’m not here to tell you what to do with it.
Brand new in 2026!
